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La Rana Chupadora

Posted by | Posted in chistes, En Español | Posted on 30-09-2008

Una mujer entra a un local de mascotas, después de mirar un poco no logra decidirse y le dice al vendedor:
-Quiero comprarle una mascota a mi marido, pero no logro decidir cuál elegir.
El vendedor le dice:
- Tengo una rana en la bodega por solo $100. Quiere verla?.
- $100 por una rana?’ pregunta la mujer.
- Es una rana muy especial, ‘chupa penes’ responde el vendedor.
La mujer lo piensa y finalmente decide comprarla. La lleva a su casa y le explica al marido como funciona. Esa madrugada, a las 2:00a.m., a la mujer la despierta el ruido de platos y sartenes en la cocina.
Al ir a la cocina ve que su marido y la rana están sentados en la mesa hojeando libros de cocina.
-Qué están haciendo ustedes dos mirando los libros de cocina a
esta hora de la madrugada?
Su marido la mira y le dice:
- Si logro que la rana cocine ….. te vas al coño e tu madre!!!

Iberostar Daiquiri Hotel

Posted by | Posted in Cayo Guillermo, Jardines del rey, Travel | Posted on 26-09-2008

Ibrostar Daiquiry Hotel ****

Would you like to enjoy a perfect holiday in a spectacular movie-like setting? You can make your dreams come true at the Hotel Iberostar Daiquiri. A complex with a modern design, set on one of Cuba’s most beautiful islands, Cayo Guillermo, only 40 km from Cayo Coco airport. What is especially striking about this still practically unspoilt place is the great beauty of the surroundings.

A paradise of striking contrasts where you can admire the incomparable beauty of Caribbean nature while relaxing on a fabulous beach of fine white sand.

Location: Cayo Guillermo

312 rooms in several buildings and perfectly decorated bungalows.

Main buffet restaurant and 2 other a la carte Mexican and Creole cuisine restaurants.
4 bars that specialized in Cuban drinks and delicious cocktails.

3 swimming pools, including a separate children’s pool, in a spectacular garden zone.
Gym room, massage room and sauna.
Wide range of water sports and an International Diving Centre.
Varied programme of night-time shows and karaoke, etc.
Made-to-measure entertainment programme for the little ones: Mini-club, Playground & Playroom and babysitter service. 24-hour all-inclusive service.

Disaster in Batabano after Ike

Posted by | Posted in Uncategorized, Weather | Posted on 24-09-2008

This is what is left of Batabano after Ike. Batabano is a municipality in located in the south of Habana Province.

The Hurricane IKe or Gustav did not pass by Batabano but the strong winds and rains caused huge devastation in the area.

If you are a tourist you will probably never get to see something like this.


 

Melia Cayo Coco after ike

Posted by | Posted in Cayo Coco, Travel, Weather | Posted on 24-09-2008

This communication has been sent by the Managing Director of Melia Cayo Coco

As you must be aware of, hurricane Ike affected our facilities, especially our Beach Restaurant which was offering Buffet service while major renovation is taking place in our Main Buffet. Therefore, we have been forced to create an alternative solution which we hope do not last long to resolve this situation so as our valued guests will not be affected.

From this Saturday, September 20th onwards, services will be provided as follows:

BREAKFAST (from 7.30 hrs. to 10.00 hrs.)

International Restaurant “Las Caletas”
Italian Restaurant “La Terrazza”

LUNCH (from 12.30 hrs. to 15.00 hrs.)

Italian Restaurant “La Terrazza”
International Restaurant “Las Caletas”

DINNER (from 19.00 hrs. to 22.00 hrs / previous reservation)

International “Las Caletas”
Italian Restaurant “La Terrazza”

SNACK BAR “EL SALADITO” will keep offering service 24 hours a day.

We expect everything is back to normal by the 1st of October and will be sending formal notice to all of you.

Thanking you in advance for your understanding and cooperation in this matter,

Noel Cavaco Dias
Managing Director

Cuba silent on latest U.S. hurricane aid offer

Posted by | Posted in politics | Posted on 23-09-2008

BY FRANCES ROBLES
frobles@MiamiHerald.com

NEW YORK — The Cuban government has not responded to Washington’s lastest no-strings offer to provide $6.3 million in light construction materials to benefit hurricane victims. Havana has shunned all the previous offers.

The U.S. State Department told Cuban diplomats in Washington on Friday that the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) was ready to send $6.3 million in corrugated zinc roofing, nails, tools, lumber and light shelter kits by ship to benefit some 48,000 people hit by back-to-back devastating hurricanes.

Havana has already turned down flights full of disaster relief supplies and — as of Monday night — has not responded to the latest offer from Washington.

”It’s hard to understand — hard — how they put politics ahead of suffering,” U.S. Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez said in a phone interview with The Miami Herald on Monday. “They said last time that they needed building materials, so we added building materials. It’s frankly very surprising that the leadership — whoever is making the decisions — is putting pride, power and their own ego ahead of the suffering of the Cuban people.”

Gutierrez’ comments came amid several reports that Cubans receiving cash storm aid from an exile group in Miami were being threatened by authorities.

Melba Santana, the wife of a political prisoner in Las Tunas, said that when she attempted to distribute some money to neighbors from $300 in aid sent by the Cuban American National Foundation, state security agents threatened to charge her with a crime.

”Let’s see how far they are willing to take this, how far they are willing to sacrifice people’s suffering,” Santana said in a telephone interview. “It was a miserable little $10 I was giving out and people are in need.”

The latest U.S. offer comes on the heels of a diplomatic clash between Havana and Washington over the two powerful storms that hit the island in as many weeks. When Hurricane Gustav slammed into western Cuba on Aug. 30, the U.S. government offered $100,000 in aid and a disaster assessment team, a standard initial response to natural disasters that was widely criticized as too small and tied to conditions.

Cuba turned it down, saying an assessment team was unnecessary. When Ike hit eastern and western Cuba, destroying thousands of buildings in its path, Washington came back with the identical aid package. Cuba blasted it and asked for a temporary reprieve from the U.S. embargo instead.

Washington came under heavy criticism again for insisting on the assessment team and making such a paltry initial offer. USAID then made a third offer, lifting the conditions and increasing the aid to $5 million in goods and cash.

”It’s obvious that such a powerful government cannot comprehend that a nation’s dignity has no price,” Fidel Castro wrote in a column published last week. “If instead of $5 million it were billions, they would find the same response.”

The Cuban government’s official response was that what the nation really needed was credits to purchase construction materials. The U.S. embargo prohibits American companies from selling such materials to Cuba on credit. Current law allows food and lumber sales paid upfront in cash.

Gutierrez said lifting the embargo even temporarily would require congressional approval.

”Lifting the embargo has to do with things like releasing political prisoners. If we give that up, then we have nothing with which to fight for the Cuban people,” Gutierrez said. “That’s not what this is about. This is about free aid. They need help now, today, tomorrow, right now, and what they are asking for is a delayed process.

“They know that.”

USAID said $1.7 million of Washington’s aid is already making its way to Cuba through nongovernmental organizations. Should Cuba reject this latest offer, some of the materials could be donated to aid groups as well, said Jose Cardenas, the agency’s acting assistant administrator for Latin America and the Caribbean.

”What we tried to do was base our next offer on what they said they needed: construction materials,” Cardenas said. “We did not want to be in a position like we were standing idle while seeing these destruction reports from the island. We are still trying to proceed as a disaster relief agency, as if this were the Dominican Republic or Jamaica.”

But the offer, he said, will probably be the last.

”I don’t suspect this will go on much longer,” Cardenas said. “We’ll have to donate cash and commodities to different organizations. I don’t think we will go back to the well if they reject this offer.”

Cuba After Hurricanes

Posted by | Posted in politics | Posted on 23-09-2008

Cuba has warned that it faces food shortages for the next six months after the devastating damage caused by hurricanes Gustav and Ike.

The government is introducing emergency measures after almost one-third of the country’s crops were destroyed.

The twin storms caused the worst damage in the island’s history.

“There have been very serious effects, but I can say no Cuban is going to die of hunger or be abandoned to their fate,” Alcides Lopez, the vice-minister of agriculture, said.

“We face six hard months … but we can’t lament, we have to plant,” he added, outlining more than 80 measures designed to speed up production and the distribution of food.

The government is also taking steps to stop food speculators driving up prices.

Gustav hit western Cuba on August 30, with Ike striking seven days later. Heavy rains and high winds devastated thousands of acres of agricultural land.

Cuba, which spends up to $2bn annually on food imports, was already struggling to increase its domestic production when the storms hit staples such as rice, beans, plantains and sweet potatoes.

Around 1.2m eggs were destroyed and 500,000 chickens killed.

The authorities said they were trying to salvage as much of the damaged crops as possible, repair farm equipment and restore power to food processing plants.

The Cuban government has also hit out at the US over the shortages, saying its trade sanctions were the biggest obstacle to Cuba’s recovery.

The embargo prevents Cuba from buying supplies directly from the US, and prevents the island from purchasing any US goods on credit.

“The economic, commercial and financial blockade imposed during 50 years by the United States is the main obstacle to Cuba’s development,” Felipe Perez Roque, the Cuban foreign minister, said.

Every year for the past 16 years, the UN general assembly has approved Cuba’s resolution calling for the embargo to be lifted. The next vote is next month.

Iberostar Trinidad Hotel

Posted by | Posted in Trinidad | Posted on 23-09-2008

IBEROSTAR TRINIDAD – HOTEL * * * * *
Calle José Mar-ti No 262 entre Lino Perez y Colon, Trinidad, Sancti Spiritus
Tel.: +53 4196070
Fax: +53 4196077

Experience the culture and traditions in your unforgettable holidays. This colonial-style hotel, completely refurbished, is located in the heart of the city, declared by the UNESCO as a World Heritage Site in 1988, just 2 km from Trinidad regional airport and 1300 m from the fabulous Ancon beach.

In this welcoming hotel, you can enjoy this magnificent region any way you like. Trinidad is an ideal place from which to discover the most historical side of Cuba, not only you find buildings regarded as architectural masterpieces from the colonial period, also different and interesting museums.

LOCATION
Located in the heart of the town of Trinidad, a jewel of colonial architecture founded in the 16 century and declared World Heritage by UNESCO in 1988.
Just 2 km. from Trinidad regional airport and 247 km. from Cayo Coco. The hotel is approximately 335 km. away from the capital city of Havana.
ACCOMMODATION
40 comfortable rooms, 36 of them standard and 4 junior suites. All the rooms have a complete bathroom, telephone, satellite TV, air conditioning, minifridge, safety deposit box (frees of charge) and balcony or terrace.
THE HOTEL OFFERS
Reception with currency exchange. There is a jewerly, tourist information, car rental and
medical service. Room service and minibar (extra charge). The hotel also has a main a Ia carte restaurant, lobby bar, games room, smokers’ rooms, Internet service and meeting room.
FOOD AND BEVERAGES
• Main restaurant with Show Cooking offering breakfast and lunch.
• Gourmet Restaurant offering dinner.
• Lobby bar.
• Cyber café.
• Smokers’ bar.
CHILDREN UNDER 15 YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED.

Situation in Viñales area after Ike

Posted by | Posted in Travel, Viñales Valley, Weather | Posted on 22-09-2008

Dear readers

We have just received the following information regarding the Vinales Valley area.
- Viñales roads are open and safe.

- La Ermita Hotel will open tomorrow and Rancho San Vicente is already open, Los Jasmines Hotel will take some time.

- Cayo Levisa, they are doing the excursions but not accepting clients to sleep there as the roof of the cabins are quite damamged.

- Soroa Hotel is in perfect condition.

If you have any questions please post a comment.

Blau Varadero Hotel

Posted by | Posted in Travel | Posted on 19-09-2008

Blau Varadero ****
Carretera de las Morlas Km. 15
VARADERO-MATANZAS
Tel. (+53) 45667545
Fax. (+53) 45667494
salesmanager@blauvaradero.cyt.cu

Location: just on the shore of the magnificent and famous Varadero beach, the hotel consists of a 13 floor building, completely new.
Ideal for those who want to enjoy the beauty and the atmosphere of the most well known beach of Cuba, with the best facilities and a wide list of activities.

Juan Gualberto Gómez Airport 35 km / Varadero 0 km / La Habana Airport 140 km

Hotel Facilities

Doubles and Suites:
Doubles with fully equipped bathrooms,220 V. hairdryer, vanity mirrors, towel for the swimming pool, telephone, music channel on TV SAT-TV air conditioning, minibar, safe-deposit box and terrace. Suites in additon contain a livin groom and bathrobes.

Gastronomy:
All Inclusive basis, breakfast and dinner Buffet, including a typical Cuban Buffet once a week and lunch at the Grill-Restaurant. The hotel also has two Restaurants a Ia carte “Palma Real” and “El Criollo”, Grill “Las Adelfas”, buffet “Flamboyan” bar Hall “Orqu Ranchon playa. Snack Bar “Las Dunas” opened 24h. and Piano Bar.

All Inclusive: - Breakfast and dinner Buffet in the main Restaurant – live music in our Speciality’s – Lunch in the Grill Restaurant – Snacks, national and international drinks 24 hours, alcoholic drinks 24 hours – Wellness Buffet during breakfast and dinner – One dinner, per booking and week, in ours a Ia carte Restaurants (previous reservation required) – Typical Cuban dinner once a week – Minibar daily refilled with bottled water, soft drinks and local – Meeting Rooms (capacity for 300 people) – A day and night entertainment program.

All Inclusive Sports: -2 Tennis courts – I Multiple sports court – Outdoor pool – Gym/Sauna/Steam bath/Jacuzzi/hydromasage shower Gymnastics/I/olleyball/Aerobics/ Water gymnastics/French bowling – Windsurf/Canoes/Pedal boats/Sailing boats – 1 lesson of scuba diving in group – Tennis lessons – Scuba diving lessons (with a surcharge). Spa with 4 massage rooms, 2 mud therapy rooms, hairdresser, and Medical consultation.

Entertainment: Our entertainer team offers sport and leisure activities during daytime as well as night shows.
Children’s Entertainment: Free Mini Club for children from 2-12 years, as well as playground and children’s pool.

Meeting Rooms: meeting rooms with capacity for 300 people with the possibility of dividing this room in three different parts (100 people per room).

Blau Costa Verde

Posted by | Posted in Holguin, Travel | Posted on 18-09-2008

Blau Costa Verde ****
Playa Pesquero, Rafael Freyre
Tel. 53-24 433510
Fax. 53-24 433515
info@blau-cv.co.cu

Location: In front of the beautiful Playa Pesquero, with fine white sand and the turquoise blue of the Caribbean Sea is located our resort which is surrounded of an exuberant seaside vegetation in a privileged and absolutely tropical environment where the beauty of the Cuban nature can be admired. It’s ideal for those who are looking for completely relaxing holidays, for people who are travelling alone or with the partner, for families or for groups of friends; the pleasant atmosphere and the considerate and cheerful service, which is characteristic for all habitants from the biggest island of the Antilleans, will make your holidays unforgettable.
Airport 65 km / Holguin 45 km / Santiago de Cuba 175 km.

Hotel Facilities

Doubles and Suites: All units have fully equipped bathrooms, hairdryer, Sat Tt telephone, individual air conditioning, mm/bar with water, beers and national drinks, safe-deposit box, terrace or balcony 36 Double rooms have an inside door to be connected. The suites are provided also with Jacuzzis, separated shower and a wide living room. In addition the VIP package features:
sea views, bathrobe, one free excursion to Guardalavaca.

Gastronomy: Breakfast, lunch and dinner/n the buffet restaurant “La Arcada”

Restaurants: Italian restaurant “II Ponticello’ Cuban restaurant “La Cascada”, beach restaurant “Mary sol” with grill specialties and fast food is offering lunch directly on the beach. Snack Bar “Laguna Azul” with fast food from 10.00 until 17.00, tea time from 17.00 until 18.00 and cold sandwiches from 23.00 until 02.00.

Bars:
“Laguna Azul”, Lobby Bar “La fuente” Aqua bar in the swimming pool and beach restaurant “Mar y sol”

All Inclusive: Breakfast, lunch and buffet dinner. One dinner per week in each specialties restaurant (prior reservation) — Alcoholic and not alcoholic drinks, national and selected imported brands 24 hours — Minibar (daily filled with different drinks) — Snacks — Safe deposit box — Sauna and Jacuzzi — Discotheque (admission free and drinks included — Handing over of beach towels

All Inclusive Sports: I Swimming pool for adults — I separate children’s pool, Fitness-room — Tennis courts — Multiple sport court (volleyball, basketball)
— Snorkeling — Nautical sports without engine (kayak, pedalos) — Bicycles — Archery and air gun shooting

Entertainment: Daily entertainment with sports, competitions, dance lessons, Spanish lessons, aerobic. Exclusive salsa course for the hotel guests (5 lessons per week) given by professional dancers (limited registration). Evening entertainment: Traditional folklore shows, shows to take part/n, live music.

Entertainment for children: Miniclub with professional babysitters, weekly entertainment programmes including: trips games on the beach and in the swimming pool, mini disco, dancing with fancy dresses. Babysitting to be requested (with charge).

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