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Save that Deposit for The New Apartment, Reserve a Spot Underground
Posted by | Posted in politics | Posted on 12-05-2011
Without giving more credit to director Roland Emmerich, the world has been overtaken with paranoia fearing that the end may be nigh. If recent events are more than just series of freak coincidences, this is no longer crazy talk. A devastating chain of earthquakes combined with the uprisings engulfing the Arab world driving up petrol prices, global politics plus nature’s instability is making people nervous.
The US National Security Staff finished a new study on cataclysmic events, and it recommended that instead of evacuation the best course of action in the face of a serious catastrophe, especially a nuclear-related emergency, is to find shelter in an indoor or underground facility.
CNN reported a skyrocketing boost in businesses from companies that manufacture doomsday bunkers, with growth figures ranging from 20% to 1000% depending on the company. Northwest Shelter Systems, whose high end private bunkers come with a price tag in the millions, usually sell up to four shelters a year. By the third month of 2011, they had collected 12 orders.
Consequently, Green Eye Technology has reported an increase in sale of their line of emergency shelters, which can be designed to shield nuclear families or entire communities numbering in thousands. While fiberglass are used to offer military-grade protection to the sheltered, efforts have also been put into place to turn the subterranean life more homely than the A-bomb bunkers from 60 years ago. A homely surrounding helps when you want to relive the better days and the shelters come with accoutrements from air conditioners, air purifiers and dehumidifiers through to bamboo horizontal blinds!
The selling point for these shelters is still the same however. These bunkers are expected to withstand Mother Nature’s most fearsome assaults, as well as attacks by weapons of mass destruction. Equipped with a sophisticated filtration system and an independent power source, these underground shelters all come with the guarantee to keep its residents alive for periods ranging from days to years.
In the same time, shelter companies like Green Eye are also gaining prospective contracts from governmental entities. In the event that an governmental building is taken out of action by a disaster, an emergency communication bunker will become mandatory. Not to mention they will also be interested in protective vaults for their sensitive papers and database servers.
Business owners like Elan Yadan are now embracing this new line of industry, putting down a $20,000 deposit for a spot reservation, instead of using it as the down payment for a new home like he originally intended. Because according to him, if you are not a psychic or a scientist, it is better to err on the side of caution.
It’s possible not many printers will survive the apocalypse. Now might be a good time to get that magazine subscription and stock up on your underground library. It will be tragic if your only form of subterranean pastime is to remind yourself of the halcyon days by staring at car pictures.

